"Can I Come Stuff Ya Turkey?" Texts: A Barstool Sports Investigation, Thanksgiving Edition

 

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! In honor of all the pilgrims and Indians and America's oldest holiday, I figured we'd need another Barstool Experiment. Joining Real Talk Are You Horny???and Wish I Was Up In That Ass, Can I Come Over And Stuff Ya Turkey? goes into the Hall Of Fame. Its another hard hitting journalistic investigation where I asked all my followers to text the person that they are hooking up with "Can I come over and stuff ya turkey?" The results were WAY more encouraging than you'd expect. Some went better than others. Some left me in tears. Lets get to the evidence:

Girls liked it!

I mean they REALLY liked it!

They?were literally giving the green light:

Some girls are coming prepared this Thanksgiving:

Some girls are giving directions that sound borderline illegal:

Some girls did not appreciate the euphemism:

Some girls couldnt be wasting their time with the euphemism:

Some needed a little clarification on what turkey meant:

And some needed a little clarification on what an actual turkey is:

Some girls wanted clarification that we're putting it in their butt:

Including this girl who was very confused, very specific, and very awesome:

College girls were ALL in:

What about the girls of Barstool? How did they fare?

Ria

 Nardini

Asa

Other girls were one step ahead. These self aware girls who are too woke:

Some girls had a list of demands:

(Clever girl)

And some went above and beyond with their own offerings:

Some girls just flat out did NOT like this game:

Hate you #1

Hate you #2

Some girls even thought they needed to call the authorities:

 

And as per usual, these #BarstoolExperiments never go well when you're married.?Can I Come Over And Stuff Ya Turkey?, married edition:

 

Join us next time, for another edition of Barstool Sports Investigations. Happy Thanksgiving girls! You and your turkeys.